Here's something you won't be able to see on our Facebook page.
Actually, you WILL see this on Fecesbook. Because this isn't a meme; this is a screencap of what was to the side of my feed last week, right after we got reported for a comical meme that in no way was terroristic, right-wing, a direct threat to the president, or racist...but was determined to be such by the brilliant Fecesbook gods in the sky. Yet "Barack H. Nobama Sucks" and "Conspiracy Watch" are allowed to operate with impunity. Why? Because they're small. We cannot, because we're huge. Because we're so enormous, and we're not paying to play on Fecesbook, they slam us and cut us off at every opportunity. And that's what happened last week, and that's why we're bringing you this series of funny, ridiculous - yet perfectly exemplary of what point we're trying to make - posts about Fecesbook. Why do we call it "fecesbook"? Because it's sh!t in our book. It's taken over our lives, and we're thinking about being done with it. We have news to bring you. If you can't be entertained by what we bring you, the way we bring it to you, that's okay. Go to Fecesbook. But we're not living our lives around it, not when it's so arbitrary. When people like the above can get by with what they post, but we can't even bring you a comical meme, we're done.
But we're going to let you make the ultimate decision.
Do you want us back? Go to our Fecesbook page and tell us whether you do or not, or opine right here. It's not going to make a difference to us one way or the other if you do or don't; if you do, we'll come back. If you don't, we'll keep doing news the way we've done news for 13 years. But we want to hear from you. So post away.